By period I mean: menstruation, on-the-rag, my time-of-the-month, and any other PC term for bleeding profusely from the crotch. And by rant I mean: I don't understand how women go through this thing every month without complaint. Well, maybe WITHOUT is a little too absolute.
I'm having my first period in 5 years, due to getting my IUD replaced. Apparently yanking the old one out and stuffing a new one in causes stuff to come loose. It's lasted all of a day and a half, and I'm already ready to cut my uterus out with a carving knife. Now I remember why I wanted a hysterectomy for so many years.
It's like giving birth; you remember it was painful, but you don't remember the actual pain. I knew there was a reason I loved not having a period, but until I went through it again, I didn't remember just how much of a pain in the ... it was.
Here's to another 5 years! Cheers!
4 comments:
Thats why I had a tubal but I'm on the pill...very light periods, with no cramps. After my tubal I had 8 days of heavy periods...on a 21-24 day cycle. No thank you! I'll be on the pill til my eggs run out.
Oh, you forgot:
a visit from Aunt Flo, surfing the crimson wave, packing the parachute, (ok i made that one up...)
OMG you are too funny!
I undestand so much. I have scared friends becuz the pain has been so severe I can act like a maniac. I tell ppl it is as if I have the worse migraine in my pelvis.
I envy you. You don't have to deal with it for 5 years. I can tell I am already PMS/PMDDing already.
I LOVE THE TITLE OF YOUR BLOG...RAMBLINGS OF A (RECOVERING) MALCONTENT. That is how I found your blog. I wanted the actual definition for malcontent. I found out I AM A MALCONTENT. You should start a group...MA...Malcontent Anonynomous.
You are very witty. I am so glad I happened upon this blog.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Thank you so much! I love having new readers. And thank you for commenting!
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